Trash Flash: Today's Stinkin' Stories

File Under: Daily Gossip

>> Howard Stern got E! shaft. [AP]

>> Maid screwed celebrities. [AP]

>> Mel Gibson loses another fan. [AP]

>> Neurons dig Jennifer Aniston, but don't care for Brad Pitt. [AP]

>> Jane Seymour goes topless. [HELLO]

>> Tinkerbell mauls TV producer. [STAR]

>> Ellen and Portia are planning their wedding. [NATIONAL ENQUIRER]

>> Oprah ditched her old boy-toy. [NATIONAL ENQUIRER]

>> Lindsay Lohan's uncle gets busted for fraud. [NEW YORK DAILY NEWS]