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Friday, June 03, 2005

Trash Flash: Today's Stinkin' Stories

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in Rome.

>> Katie Holmes says Tom Cruise is the most amazing man she's ever met. Next week she will add that she doesn't get to go out much. [source]

>> Jerry Springer admits he's a dolt, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't like to spring on Natalie Portman. [source]

>> Zsa Zsa Gabor sues a Hilton, alleging elder abuse, fraud and intentional infliction of emotional distress. [source]

>> Aniston helps Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi move in together. [source]

>> Rod Stewart remembers he's still married to Rachel Hunter while celebrating his girlfriend's pregnancy. [source]

>> Chapelle is back in L.A. and, for now, he doesn't appear to be on crack. [source]

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