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Friday, June 17, 2005

Tom scares the shit out of Johansson

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Tom Cruise

And I bet my Kabbalah pajamas, she isn't the first one nor will she be the last.

Q: Oh, when will the insanity stop?
A: When he starts seeing a shrink, dumbass!

Cruise made repeated phone calls to the 19-year-old starlet—who was then set to co-star with him in Mission Impossible III—imploring her to meet him at the Scientology Celebrity Center in L.A. But when the actress finally agreed, the supposedly professional get-together took an oddly spiritual turn. "[Cruise] took me into this room, which was stifling hot, and was showing me all kinds of info about joining the church," Johansson told our source. "The whole time he didn't even offer me a cookie!" Instead, he offered her dinner—and a glimpse into the Twilight Zone.

After two hours of proselytizing, our source says Cruise opened a door to reveal a second room full of upper-level Scientologists who had been waiting to dine with the pair, at which point the cool-headed ingenue politely excused herself. Soon after the meeting, Johansson dropped out of Mission Impossible III, reportedly due to scheduling conflicts.

I should note that "politely excused herself" is just Hollywood-talk for kicking someone in the balls and bolting down the hallway, screaming.

"Scheduling conflict" means just that - she was too busy to get brainwashed.

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