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Friday, June 17, 2005

Tom and Katie take the plunge

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Yeah; unfortunately, both survived the drop unscathed.


Hollywood's most annoying couple has confirmed that they are engaged...and, thus, verified that they are still desperate for publicity and a big clue!

Ever since Cruise and Holmes, 26, went public with their relationship in April, smooching and posing for photographers in Rome, many have doubted the romance — the words "publicity stunt" have rained down on the couple like an alien invasion.

While Cruise's new film, "War of the Worlds," has yet to open, Holmes' "Batman Begins" hit U.S. theaters Wednesday. Skeptics may still decry the romance, but it's difficult to doubt a relationship when a ring is involved.

"I think getting engaged actually defuses a lot of the skepticism. No one would take a publicity stunt this far," says Janice Min, editor-in-chief of Us Weekly magazine.

"I think they have every intention of getting married and every intention of having kids. I think that Tom Cruise is not the kind of celebrity who would venture into this lightly."

Not lightly?! Dude, they know each other for eight weeks!

Jeez. I guess, time really does fly when you're getting publicly brain-fucked... Feel free to voice your opinion in this week's Tom Cruise poll.

I don't wanna sway your vote, but this whole thing's twelve shades of craa-zeee!

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