famed trash

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Paris Hilton keeps an eye on her money

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Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis kissing

Aren't they cute? Almost as genuinely in-love and disarmingly charming as Tom and Katie.

Who says true love can't blossom in Hollywood?

Aw, who am I kidding? This is never gonna work. And what's worse, this guy has absolutely no clue what he's getting himself into. By the time the Princess is through with Masculinus Maximus (and his trust fund), all that will be left of him is that so-retro Guns N Roses tattoo.

Yo! got trashy, bro:

Trash it like you own it!