Owen Wilson loves to lick up
File Under: Owen Wilson
Kissing ass will get you far in Hollywood. So will sucking dick.
"Implied rimming" on the other hand should only be enjoyed recreationally:
WHICH blond stud, nicknamed the "Butterscotch Stallion," has a perverse sexual bent? He recently picked up a girl at a wedding and the two went back to his hotel room. When the woman asked if he had a condom, the actor replied: "I don't want to have sex with you, but I do want to do something else" — and proceeded to lick her buttocks for "over two hours."
Two hours, huh? Golly gosh, you wanna straw with that?!
posted by G-Man @ 5:55 AM
Yo! got trashy, bro:
At 2:17 PM,
A Sheltered Town quipped…
We've all got our little quirks.
At 12:29 AM,
G-Man quipped…
You're one sick puppy, aren't you?
In which case, we should get matching t-shirts...
At 12:25 PM,
Anonymous quipped…
Dawg this shit is ruthless.
Keep it up!
Trash it like you own it!
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