Owen Wilson loves to lick up
Kissing ass will get you far in Hollywood. So will sucking dick.
"Implied rimming" on the other hand should only be enjoyed recreationally:
WHICH blond stud, nicknamed the "Butterscotch Stallion," has a perverse sexual bent? He recently picked up a girl at a wedding and the two went back to his hotel room. When the woman asked if he had a condom, the actor replied: "I don't want to have sex with you, but I do want to do something else" — and proceeded to lick her buttocks for "over two hours."
Two hours, huh? Golly gosh, you wanna straw with that?!