famed trash

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Owen Wilson loves to lick up

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Owen Wilson

Kissing ass will get you far in Hollywood. So will sucking dick.

"Implied rimming" on the other hand should only be enjoyed recreationally:

WHICH blond stud, nicknamed the "Butterscotch Stallion," has a perverse sexual bent? He recently picked up a girl at a wedding and the two went back to his hotel room. When the woman asked if he had a condom, the actor replied: "I don't want to have sex with you, but I do want to do something else" — and proceeded to lick her buttocks for "over two hours."

Two hours, huh? Golly gosh, you wanna straw with that?!

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Yo! got trashy, bro:

  • At 2:17 PM, Blogger A Sheltered Town quipped…

    We've all got our little quirks.

     
  • At 12:29 AM, Blogger G-Man quipped…

    You're one sick puppy, aren't you?

    In which case, we should get matching t-shirts...

     
  • At 12:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous quipped…

    Dawg this shit is ruthless.
    Keep it up!

     

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