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Sunday, June 19, 2005

Hilary Duff is the spawn of the devil

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Is Hilary Duff the Devil?

Yeah, we've all seen Hilary's new veneers. I mean, how can you not? Those mammoth donkey teeth are probably the only thing next to the Chinese wall you can easily spot from outer space.

Actual conversation overheard in outer space:
Astronaut #1: Dude, check this out! I think they're moving the Chinese wall to L.A.
Astronaut #2: No, man. That's the Duffster. She's got new veneers.
Astronaut #1: Daaaa-mnnn! Those fuckers are fuckin' huge!

Seriously, I'm wondering what she was thinking?! Chick looks like the illegitimate love-child of Al Pacino's Satan character in The Devil's Advocate.

Yo! got trashy, bro:

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