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Saturday, June 11, 2005

Carson Daly is sick

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Is Carson Daly hiding a secret?Is Carson Daly hiding a secret?

Dude! What the hell is up with Carson "I-almost-married-Tara-Reid" Daly?! Really, what's the story here? Is he on the Lindsay Lohan "diet" or is there something even more sinister going on that I don't know about?

I sure hope not. But, c'mon, it's as obvious as Paris Hilton's lazy eye - Carson is hiding a dirty secret behind that artificial 'everything-is-super-dandy' smile and the fact that he's moving to L.A. (where drugs are cheaper) isn't really helping quell the rumors, either...

Yo! got trashy, bro:

Trash it like you own it!