famed trash

Friday, May 13, 2005

Welcome to Famed Trash

When artificially sweetened vanilla gossip just won't cut it anymore, you have to face the facts, peel off the patch and upgrade to something that packs more punch.

Luckily, since Friday, May 13, 2005, there is a real and refreshing remedy for the perpetually obsessed and repressed gossip trolls in need of their daily fix - Famed Trash, a wicked gonzo Hollywood source for current celebrity news, scoops and spanking scandals.

Whew! I think I need a cigarette.

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