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Friday, May 20, 2005

UPN has to stalk Talent to fill Schedule

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Chris Rock

What do you do when an agent doesn't take your calls?

You key his car and stalk the talent.

That's apparently the route UPN Entertainment President Dawn Ostroff had to travel for the opportunity to throw obscene amounts of money at Chris Rock and diss Donald Trump in public:

Said Ostroff: "There hasn't been anything this funny on Thursday night since Donald Trump's hair."

And isn't that what today's sophisticated TV viewer ultimately wants, a new Chris Rock sitcom that's funnier than a bad hair transplant?

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