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Friday, May 20, 2005

Tom and Katie are (really) in love

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Stop gagging and flush the toilette, it appears Tom and Katie are really in love.

That's right. If you thought this is all a publicty stunt to promote "War of the Worlds" and "Batman Begins", well, think again:

Tom Cruise adores his latest love, Katie Holmes. Let's hope, this time, there are no male porn stars looking to smudge the picture of happiness.

AWW SNAP! You guys had to go and raise the gay porn star card!

Well, actually, I would have too if only I wasn't dweling in a crummy place a stone throw away from the Celebrity Center.

I swear, sometimes late at night, I can hear them home in on me with their e-meters...

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