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Friday, May 20, 2005

Is Keanu Reeves dating Lindsay Lohan?

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Keanu Reeves

Of course not. But is it just me or does this woman look a lot like last year's Lindsay Lohan?

You know, red hair, freckles, chubby, drunk.

Who knows, maybe Keanu has some sort of time portal at home. I mean, the dude was in an awful lot of sci-fi movies. If anyone knows time travel it's probably Keanu. And besides, everyone knows he's the chosen one.

Food for thought. I'm just saying...

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