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Monday, July 25, 2005

I Moved On

That's right, this blog is history. Dead. Nevermore.

Thanks to some newfound fans in high places (i.e. the geeks upstairs); I've made the jump to my own spot.

Update your bookmarks and RSS feeds, 'cause from now on I'm over here: FamedTrash.com!

Monday, July 11, 2005

Pauly Shore is ready for his comeback

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Yeah, unfortunately, most of his fans aren't:

"Yeah, it's true. I want to have sex with that girl right there," Shore says, pointing to a female pedestrian below. "It's not as bad anymore. Now I'm at a point that if I do find that girl, I won't go back to my old ways."

This is Pauly Shore 2.0. He's abandon his philandering past and embracing his C-list slump. He cites Jamie Foxx, who once starred in "Booty Call," as an example of what he could become. Does that mean pop goes "The Weasel"?

"You don't want to bite the hand that feeds you," he says. "That noise and that thing and whoever I was then made me millions of dollars and got me to where I'm at right now and was hugely successful. I like to look at that as a good thing."

Anybody want something from the drugstore? I think I need an extra-strength Valium...

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  • At 11:13 AM, Anonymous Tina B. quipped…

    I must be on crack because I loves me some Pauly Shore! LOL!

     
  • At 10:48 PM, Blogger G-Man quipped…

    I think you've just made Pauly's Christmas card list...

     

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Thursday, July 07, 2005

Fefe Dobson needs help bad

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What the hell?!

Kids, this is what happens when you listen to good ol' Dr. Tom, switch to vitamins and stop taking your medication.

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Google confirms: Paris Hilton is a ho

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Paris Hilton is a ho

Meow! Google is catty. Wait until Paris catches wind of this - its gonna be one helluva cyber catfight.

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  • At 7:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous quipped…

    substitue mother teresa for paris hilton, or any name for that manner

     
  • At 7:35 AM, Blogger A Sheltered Town quipped…

    Oh shut up. The point stands. Paris is a ho. Mother Theresa is a ho too. Suck our (collectively) dick.

     
  • At 12:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous quipped…

    Famed Trash isnt stupid gets corrected to "Famed Trash is stupid". This is clearly more than correcting a spelling mistake in your search. You are on to something here.

     
  • At 2:00 PM, Blogger G-Man quipped…

    What do you mean?

     
  • At 7:25 PM, Blogger justrelac quipped…

    OH MY GOD

    I almost peed my pants when I saw that screencap.

     
  • At 10:49 PM, Blogger G-Man quipped…

    You and me, both.

    Fortunately, I don't wear pants around the office...

     

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Mary-Kate Olsen takes flying lessons

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Why is it that I was humming this while looking at these pictures?

Could it be because I'm just so corny?

ARGH! Somebody please get this earworm out of my head!!

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Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Vin Diesel shows love for Gay Porn

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Vin Diesel and Sebastian Bonnet

Gay porn star Sebastian Bonnet snagged a pic with Vin Diesel recently while attending a party hosted by Elton John in Los Angeles.

Always there for his fans. That's the gracious Diesel we all know and love, but who knew Vinny was so chummy with gay porn stars?

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Bale doesn't give a hoot about Cruise

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Christian Bale

The only spoiler "Batman Begins" has attached to it is Katie Holmes, who has attached herself to Tom Cruise, in what seems to be the biggest publicity stunt of both of their careers thus far.

"Good for them," says Bale sarcastically, recently, about his co-star's 'situation' while sitting in an air-conditioned suite at The Four Seasons in Beverly Hills, sipping from a bottle of Fiji water. "But who the fuck cares? Most people who really care about each other don't need to make such a spectacle."

Truer words have not been spoken.

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  • At 3:03 PM, Blogger A Sheltered Town quipped…

    I worship Christian Bale with all my heart and non-existent soul. Even more so now.

     

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Apple and Rock 'n Roll

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Gwyneth Paltrow and Apple

You know it's a slow news day when this is the best I can do. But, c'mon, isn't this the cutest thing?

I still don't quite understand why they would burden her with a name like 'Apple'...

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Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Britney Spears got nothing to hide

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I hear Britney's nude magazine pictorial fell through, but that doesn't seem to have deterred her from showing the world what she's not trying to hide.

I know these images will cost me dearly. Therapy ain't cheap, you know.

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  • At 10:23 AM, Blogger A Sheltered Town quipped…

    What a fat bitch. Who is with me on starting a "www.stopfeedingbritney.com" site?

     
  • At 3:15 PM, Anonymous Tina B. quipped…

    She's disgusting. Sign me up for stopfeedingbritney.com! LOL!

     
  • At 7:09 PM, Blogger G-Man quipped…

    I'm all for feeding her more.

    It's easier to roll her off the stage with a fat ass.

     
  • At 3:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous quipped…

    She is absolutely disturbing! Her clam probably stinks!

     
  • At 8:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous quipped…

    It's obvious that Britney got some cheetoh dust on Jamie Lynn's pink shirt/brown skirt... why else would she have changed into the yellow shirt/jeans in the middle of an outing.

     
  • At 7:04 AM, Blogger G-Man quipped…

    Christina, is that you? :))

     
  • At 9:46 PM, Blogger bunky2u quipped…

    You can kinda make out her (darker, now that she's preggers.)nipples through that top. As per having a stinky clam? Yeah, probably. She has kinda left herself go after getting knocked up.

     

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Tobey Maguire slides down the scale

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Tobey Maguire and Jennifer Meyer on vacation

Looks like Tobey came to his senses and decided to get his flabby butt back in shape. He's lost a good chunk of weight. Not nearly enough, but it's definitely a start.

Could the Spidey 3 check and the fact that he just turned 30 have anything to do with his change of heart?

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  • At 7:35 PM, Anonymous gia quipped…

    i thought he broke up with that troll...

     
  • At 10:53 PM, Blogger G-Man quipped…

    A troll with a pretty powerful daddy...

     

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Tom Cruise isn't taking any chances

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

I swear, all that's missing now is a monkey with a harmonica and this TomKat circus sideshow could get its own tent.

Since Katie Holmes hooked up with Tom Cruise and the Scientologists, she's not allowed to be alone - ever. When Holmes accompanied Cruise to a recent taping of "The View," eyebrows were raised when she wasn't allowed to go to the bathroom alone. At one point, Cruise asked where the bathroom was and "took Katie with him into the men's room," an insider says. Later, when Holmes needed to go, "three Scientologists followed her in."

Is it me or has Katie Holmes been put on Scientology suicide watch?

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The numbers are in: Tom Cruise Poll

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Tom Cruise

I think the numbers speak for themselves.

It looks like people will watch his movies, but they aren't buying his crap...anymore.



Tom Cruise poll results

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